Everybody loves a good sandwich

May 26

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(Source: killself, via loveandfiree)

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tyleroakley:

Oops, wrong world landmark. (Taken with instagram)

itnernet:

my suicide note

(via clairesawyer)

• police: THIS IS THE POLICE! OPEN YOUR DOOR NOW!!!
• me: not with that attitude

• me: *blink*
• parents: OH MY GOD YOU NEED AN EXTREME ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT I'M THE PARENT YOU'RE THE CHILD THAT'S HOW THIS WORKS I DONT KNOW WHO YOU THINK YOU ARE BUT YOU ARE COMPLETELY OUT OF CONTROL DO YOU LIKE HAVING NICE THINGS DO YOU LIKE HAVING A ROOF OVER YOUR HEAD THEN START APPRECIATING IT AND CLEAN YOUR ROOM WASH THE WINDOWS LICK THE DIRT OFF THE KITCHEN FLOOR DO I LOOK LIKE YOUR MAID NO

friskyserket:

“ask a parent before going online”

(via clairesawyer)

penotbutter:

“REBLOG IF YOURE NOT TUMBLR FAMOUS

*16 glee gifs and various gifs of people throwing glitter and that ‘i regret nothing’ gif*”

i think i know why ur not tumblr famous

(via clairesawyer)

meme4u:

http://memeblock.com/

(via sir-laughsalot)