the dream has gone but the baby is real

oh you did a good thing

she could’ve been a poet or she could’ve been a fool

oh you did a bad thing

and I’m not happy and I’m not sad 

Earth Wind & Fire - September
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*does high leg kick landing in splits while still holding 40*

 - Pop punk bands saying "friends"
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Pop punk bands saying “friends”

It’s not even a word now

me when i listen to alt-j
me: damn this is so fucking good
me: what the fuck is he saying
me: i don't even care. i'm not going to talk about this anymore.
me: and you know what else? [2000 word rant]



When I start to get emotional I immediately think “I’m so gay” and this is because straight people actually don’t have emotions

this is false and heterophobic. straight people have a panorama of emotions including:

  • outrage
  • jealousy
  • Situational Benevolence (aka “don’t fight hate w/ hate”)
  • sports
  • umami, the “Fifth Emotion”
  • TGIF